The Internet Scares Me Sometimes...



That's a screenshot I found while googling "Grant Paige."

Apparently the internet knows I'm a Chuck Palahniuk fan and thinks that me being a fan will get others to be fans as well.

Let's have some more fun with google, shall we? We shall!

Top Search Results for: "Grant is..."

-Grant Is Florida's Only Candidate to Replace Billy Donovan ...
That I am! If anyone can do Billy Donovan's job better than Billy Donovan, it's me.

-Grant is in mess of beans - USATODAY.com
I'm assuming that a 'mess of beans' is a bad thing. I'm not sure I understand British insults (which I assume this to be), but still...harsh.

-Grant is in his prime in Two Weeks
Nice! I guess in two weeks I'll be better than I ever was! Then again, does that mean in two weeks and one day I'll be going downhill?


Top Search Results for: "I want Grant..."

-I want Grant to have the best education possible and I want him to get the best possible value for his education.
How kind. I want that too. Good thing I'm going to Talbot!

-I want Grant to review the last seven years as far as the Coffmans are concerned
That sounds like a lot of work...and I don't even know who the Coffmans are! They had better appreciate this!

-I want Grant, I want his partner and I want my money back. And once I've got all three, I'm going to get me a replacement for the heart I lost
Hmm...how to interpret this. Either they want their heart back from the transplant I got a year or so ago, or I and my partner broke their heart? And wait, in either case, how did I end up with their money? And where did that money go? Oh, it probably went towards my PS3.


Top Search Results for: "Grant is my..."

-In conclusion, these are the reasons why my Uncle Grant is my favorite relative
I am an uncle, but the kid doesn't even really know me. Sorry to the kid's other relatives! I didn't mean to steal the spot of 'his favorite.'

-grant is my idol he’s from bramton he’s even cooler. also one of the best skaters crazy with nollie sh*t
That first sentence doesn't make much sense, but they're right...I can nollie like nobody's business!

-Grant is my hero. I think what he's accomplished in his career at Duke and with the Pistons is amazing
I'll be signing my Piston's rookie card for all my friends at our next get-together. Only $5.


Ok, wow, that was pointless and not nearly as funny as I planned. But now I can't erase it. I just can't. Please forgive me.