Boxers and Lethal Injections

Yesterday Naomi and I were ready to head off to Deidrich's Coffee (yes yes, even though I work for *bucks, I'm a traitor, get over it) and we saw a dog come trotting around the corner. He barked once and then ran up to us to be petted liberally. It was a boxer with a big black spike collar on. He was pretty much just a puppy though he probably weighed 65lbs. Suddenly our patriarchal instincts kicked in and we needed to save this dog. He had no tag, so no way to find out where he lived.

I walked him to where he came from but he was just interested in running up to everyone he saw to be petted. No clues.

We called animal control and told them I would be home around 1pm so they could come pick up the dog. About an hour or so later I realized that they would kill the dog if he wasn't picked up, so I turned on animal control and decided to lie to them and say we found the owner.

When animal control got to my house I had a sudden attack of conscience and couldn't lie. Instead I put myself on third call, so they will let me know if they are about to kill the dog and I can go pick him up instead.

Wow, that was a boring story. Sorry.

The Triumphant Return of Mega

I'm not dead. So you don't have to worry. Really. Cancel the milkcarton ads (but I did want to thank you for choosing a flattering picture of me), take down the lost signs stapled to the telephone polls, and stop wondering around late at night calling my name in hopes to hear the jingle of my pocketwatch as I come running back.

Life's been hectic. I'm still at *bucks, I'm getting ready to start my last semester of undergrad college, I'm still editing crappy films, and I'm still eating too little.

I've seen Darkness (utter garbage), White Noise (not as bad as everyone said), The Life Aquatic (eh...), Love Me If You Dare (actually not a chick flick and really good), and the first three episodes of Alias season 4 (oh, Alias my love).

I'm working on a concept commercial for a big company and if anyone finds out what the product is my friend will get fired.

So yes....that's really all I have to say. Hopefully I will come back to my sadly neglected website here and write more often. Don't worry my semi-abandoned website friends, I will nurture you will words and anecdotes from my life which isn't quite as interesting as I often make it seem once again.