Metaphysical Ramblings and Mindless Charades


I'm studying for my metaphysics final right now. Ok, not "right now" since I doubt I can multi-task well enough to write a web entry and study for metaphysics at the same time. My final is on personal identity, for the most part, and how absolutists take it versus empiricists. Interesting stuff if you are interested in worm theory, the self indexical "I", thought experiments about people named X and Y, cluster theory, and whether pain is purely physical or something much deeper.

Oh, I'm probably going to fail by the way. So if anyone has all these concepts down pretty well, you're more than welcome to take the final for me. I'm sure nobody would notice that it wasn't me. Anyone? Anyone? ::crickets chirp:: Fine.

In other news during this "study break" I shall put "Grant looks like" into google and pick out the best answers that possibly satisfy that query:

-Grant looks like a "Butch Lesbian"
I'm not sure why that's in quotes...but apparently I look like a girl who looks like a guy?

-Grant looks like a six month old in his latest picture.
Hey...come on, I know I look young, but seriously

-Grant looks like a monkey
Really?

-Grant looks like he's having a bit more fun now.
If this was said AFTER my finals...it might be true

-Grant looks like a dashing man of the world.
Why thank you...I think?

-Grant looks like a great opportunity.
I am!

-Grant looks like fun.
I am!

-Grant looks like a beastie boy.
I'm not even sure how to respond to this

-Grant looks like a manly man in that outfit.
So I DON'T look like a butch lesbian?

Alright, alright, back to studying.