Dear diary...

Today I:

-ate a 7-11 hotdog at 3:00am
-went to bed at 5:45am
-woke up at 11:00am
-ate something I didn't recognize
-was accused of having sex with various co-workers
-was offered a line of cocaine
-made 18 dollars an hour
-not for all 24 hours
-spoke Spanish
-misunderstood Spanish spoken to me
-saw someone naked
-was too tired to do anything else

Hope tomorrow is just as good.

xoxo, Grant