DON'T DRINK THE WATER!....er.....tea
It's 2:07 and I just got back from hours of washing dishes and making coffee-type-drinks. Eh...it pays well. Much better than selling my body ever did (obviously people like my coffee better than my body). Speaking of my body...I went golfing the other day with my brother and we both got some iced tea to quench our thirst on the 90 degree day. A couple holes later we both began to feel incredibly queasy and nauseous. Seriously...how do you get sick from friggin iced tea? Obviously they don't clean out their iced tea machine. Obviously they want their patrons to get a staph infection and die and never come back to play golf again. So the rest of the game we both felt like vomiting. Just thought I'd share. Oh, and if anyone wants to donate $60 to me so I can go to the Curiosa festival (where, appropriately, The Cure is playing) I would forever be in your debt and be your personal servant and do anything for you. Come on. Do you really want me to start selling my body on the street again? I never got any offers on selling my brother's body...so that offer is still in the air. Anyone?
My Friend Melatonin
In the past week I have ordered 2 first edition, hard cover, signed books by Will Christopher Baer. "Who?" You might ask. But even if I tell you, you just won't know. That's because I have found myself with the insatiable urge to buy books that, if the author were famous, would become extremely valuable and collected and so forth; but the author is not/will not be famous (at lease to the best of my knowledge) so the books will most likely depreciate in value and I will be stuck with first edition, hard cover, signed books that are merely good for reading. C'est la vie.
Oh, and I saw Mystic River, Stepford Wives, and Saved!. Fantastic acting, coulda been better, and actually had a good message....respectively.
Do you ever find yourself somewhere in life that you never expected to be? Not necessarily some huge change from your original plans, but maybe just some minute shift in what you thought would happen. Maybe just a little deviation from where you thought life might be at your current age. Something you never thought would be part of your life, but now it is, and you aren't even sure how you got to where you are. Or maybe it's the melatonin speaking.
10 Easy Steps To Becoming A Corporate Whore
There are basically two options. Finding a job that is not "corporate", but will still offer some kind of financial reparations for the work done for them, or working for a "corporate" business. I chose the latter. I'm working at Starbucks starting next week.
There seems to be a problem, however, in the way everyone spits out the sentence, "Oh, you work for a corporation." The problem? Here's the definition of corporation: "A group of people combined into or acting as one body." Hmm...so that means even the most anti-government, anti-big business, and anti-major corporation companies are in fact a corporation.
Anyway...
Things That Have Happened
-I worked out yesterday and thoroughly pulled something in my right arm...now I can't move it past a 90 degree bend
-I went back to the urologist and had, no joke, 6 dilations done in 30 minutes (if you don't know what I'm talking about, check my archives for other urologist related posts)
-I got a really bad sunburn......on the right side of my face. Yup...just the right side.
-I am now eyebrow piercing-less and am soon to be mohawk-less too (damn you Starbucks!)
Movies That Have Been Seen
-Happiness: Incredibly disturbing. Don't see it if you have a clean soul.
-Monster: Amazingly good. Don't see it if you're an optimist.
-In America: Even amazinglierly good. Don't see it if...um....ok, just see it.
-The Spanish Prisoner: Very interesting. Don't see it if you need flashbacks to explain things.
Now I'm off to band practice. See y'all later.
