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What We Have Learned From Media: Part 2

Compared To Black Men, White Men Have REALLY Small.......Intellects

No matter who you are, man, woman, heterosexual, homosexual, metrosexual (stupid stupid stupid), or just really confused, you have been bombarded with penis enlargement information. And you don't even have to have a penis to have people tell you that you need a bigger one! Huzzah! It's kinda funny because it was not very long ago that men sat in rooms by themselves wondering, "hmmm...how do I stack up compared to other guys?" but having no clue because, let's face it, there isn't exactly a good place for physical comparison...."Hey John...after you're done urinating, can I take a look to see if I have the right to feel more manly around you?" The results of these wonderings? Nothing. And now? Well, we have TV, radio, magazines, newspapers, movies, and the internet saying that we of the penisful kind need more penis to feel simply adequate. No, not that we need a larger manhood to feel superior...just to feel adequate, thereby making everyone who is not supernaturally endowed automatically inferior. Huzzah!

The result of this barrage of advertising? Anything and everything that -supposedly- makes a penis bigger is selling like all-beef hot dogs at a ballpark (or any other equally tasteless analogy).

Alas, there is a problem with all this penis talk. Has anyone ever thought to consider how these tests are done? No no no, not how they measure or how they get to the uh......point......at which the measuring can take place. I'm talking about the possibility that a poll or even a physical survey is most likely not that accurate. Let's be frank. Hi, I'm Frank, and I'm going to talk about race and penis size. Sure it's a stereotype that black men have, by far, the largest peni of the human race....the thing is, stereotypes don't exist unless there is some truth to them. Plus it's medically/scientifically proven that this is -on average- true. This means that the "average size" has been skewed if in fact you are a white male. Sure there are stereotypes about other races having very small...er...you know, but those are scientifically much much less accurate.

Result: White men look down when taking a shower and think to themselves, "My gosh...I'm inadequate by far...I need to fuel the economy and raise the bar -so to speak- at the same time. Well...what do you expect from advertisers? These are the people who made smoking look yummy for little kids. Anything to make a buck.

Or maybe I'm just pretending this is true to make myself feel better. But unless you have access to my penis (talk to my urologist, maybe he'll sell tickets) you'll never know.
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