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I Have to Pee Again!?!

My gosh...I have already urinated like 5 times within the last couple hours and now I have to pee again. What is this? Have the magical gods of urination decided to bless me with the ability to pee more than I drink? Wait. What am I urinating out? Is my body sucking blood from inside of me and purifying it and then spewing it out of my body at an alarmingly rapid pace?

Quote of the Week
"I see her and I'm like....woah.....zip."

Reason #5 to Have Your Own Bathroom
Someone is in the shower and I really have to pee.

Oh...great...and now I'm bleeding from my eyebrow piercing.

Sorry...I'm gonna have to end this to go tend to my bleeding head and need to urinate. Please forgive me.
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