Friends and Tow Trucks

Grant the Hermit has recently emerged from his solitary studies in order to commune with the real world. Wait...hold it...no, hang on, it's not like this is going to become a common thing here. It's just that school right now is at about level 3 in hardness. Level three allows me to get out every now and then for a night of shenanigans. School will soon, however, be amped up to about level 62. If level 3 is hard enough that I can only get out once every week or so...I'll let you do the math to figure out how often I will be going out once said higher level is reached.

Outing 1: LA with AC, AH, and KW

Sadly no pictures were taken, and most of the night must be kept in strict secrecy, but I can tell you that the night included getting lost on the 91 (I wasn't even NEAR the car at this time so don't even try to blame me), flirting with the ticket-taker in order to sneak in an underage concert-goer, getting a shot of water for $8.50, homemade sandwiches in a fogged up car, drunk dialing (once more, don't even try to blame me for these), and some creepy guy pounding on our car as we sped out of our illegal parking spot.

All in all a great night.

Oh, there was also a street fight with chocolate hearts.


Random Interlude: The Tow Truck Dilemma

As I watched a tow truck do it's thing today...well, more so a tow truck driver do his thing with his tow truck...that is, do his thing to a car with his tow truck (is this sounded wrong to anyone else?) a thought came to my head. What happens when a tow truck breaks down?

Well, obviously they have bigger tow trucks to tow the broken down tow trucks.

I was even informed that they have massive big rig tow trucks for when semi-trucks break down.

BUT...what happens when THOSE tow trucks break down?

They'll have to build an even BIGGER tow truck to tow that tow truck. But what happens when THAT tow truck breaks down? We're stuck in an infinite regress of building bigger tow trucks in order to tow the slightly smaller tow trucks and we'll just have to keep building bigger and bigger tow trucks till we cover the planet in giant tow trucks.

Oh man...we're screwed.


Outing 2: Bowling with Aro and Keika

You're in luck...there ARE pictures of this event!


We started the night by getting a lane, getting some shoes, and getting some pictures



Aro and I threw our gangsta faces, which if our last couple outings can be anything to judge by, we do quite often



Christina showed her objection to our gangsta-ness





At various points during the night we all got strikes!


And at various other points in the night, inappropriate pictures were taken



(are my pants unbuttoned?)



I bowled my hardest... (who is that girl?)



...and then did my best Scott Stapp impression



Aro was attacked by a shoe...but he fought back valiently



And Christina and I unvaliently stared

The undocumented portion of the night included Friday's, attempts at stealing giant packs of napkins, and leaving a note telling out waitress to call us and putting Ed's phone number.


conclusion

I have awesome friends. Awesome friends who hopefully won't hate me when I am too bogged down with philosophy to go out and have fun bowling and skating and ripping off tree branches and getting lost. I love all you guys!


p.s. To get another version of the night, you can hit up Keika's site