I've been illegally downloading stuff off the internet lately. I guess I shouldn't say "illegally downloading" since you can technically download anything off the internet to try it out for a 24 hour period. I'll restate...I've been legally downloading stuff off the internet lately and illegally keeping it for as long as I please. The only problem is that people are making this really hard for me. If everyone would label their files the actual name of what the file is...I would not have this problem. But since there are sick and twisted people out there who like downloading hardcore porn and then changing the name to "Friends- the one where the monkey gets away," I download something I think is Trainspotting, and I end up with allot more skin, allot less plot, and a need to wash myself clean of what my eyes have seen.

Professor's Quotes of the Week:

Hold on...you're picking the cherry first and eating it. I understand. It's on top. It's red.
-my logic teacher on me answering an argument too quickly

As with all philosophers...when confused...I just skip it.
-my logic teacher on something he couldn't explain

This (pointing at monitor) is the meat of editing. There are lots of meats. There's beef, and chicken, and pork. This (once more pointing at monitor) is the chicken of editing.
-my editing teacher...on the chicken of editing

Dark and morbid...just how I like it.
-my screenwriting teacher on my last script

Wait...so she's not a lesbian?
-my editing teacher on a very poor student film

In other news...incredibly exciting news by the way...wait...I just realized that I have two pieces of news which are both exciting. I'm sure one totally outweighs the other in excitingness, but at this point in time they are kind of tied. So I'll just say both at the same time: woeuarrdeeompoeinsifnignfaolrlvyadnoinlelaanidcweiilnlmbaerocuhtsoon Hmm...that didn't work. I'll try again. Our CD is finally done and we will have a final copy in our hands this Sunday. You know what this means. Or maybe you don't. It means that you all can hear Breakfast Epiphanies in their almighty splendor for the first time on a 6 song CD. We'll mail you one if you want, but you'll have to pay the $5 plus like an extra dollar for shipping. But oh my friend...it will be worth every penny and more. Heck...we'll even sign it for you. In fact...the first person who doesn't live in this area who buys a CD (by saying..."hey...I want to buy a CD") will not only get a CD, but a button, two stickers, a signed CD sleeve, and one of my guitar picks which will surely become insanely valuable when we're famous.

The other news is...well...we're one of the opening acts for Vanilla Ice. Yes...you heard me right. Vanilla Ice. As in "ice ice baby" Vanilla Ice. He and his crappy hardcore band are coming to Chapman and we're one of the bands opening for his big show. So now I guess we can technically say we've played an event with one of the OG white rappers. I'm not sure if I should be excited or hiding in shame, but this will be an event to remember.