Thursday, March 21, 2002

caution labels are fun. but what i think would be more fun is taking those labels and putting them on clothing articles like shirts. here are the results of my idea from things i can find around the room...just imagine a person wearing one of these:

-"CAUTION: Keep away from small children, may cling to nose and mouth and prevent breathing"

-"CAUTION: Keep away from fire or flame. Keep away from children. Do not swallow or inhale."

-"WARNING: Not defined as flammable...however can be ignited under certain circumstances.

-"CAUTION: Intentional misuse by inhaling contents may be fatal."

-"WARNING: To reduce the possibility of fire do not expose to rain or moisture."

-"CAUTION: Contents under pressure."

-"IMPORTANT: May permenantly stain clothing or furniture."

-"IMPORTANT: After use, dispose of in a refuse container."

and now that i think about it...it's really really frightening that so many things merely in my immediate vacinity could kill me. i'm going to hide now.

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